Vending Machine

Rules are:
I start by putting something into the machine. You get what it is then insert something else. etc....

I insert an old forum

(the next poster will reply)

You get a new forum

I insert Dan

And so on

So lets get the ball rolling

I insert a blooded machete

I insert a beached Whale

I got a beached wale wearing a tutu...>Wait what!

nice but you did the game wrong. i guess i didn't explain very well, give me a sec, i'll redo the rules

Lol sorry.

I get a clean machete?

you should say, "You get a clean machete." Your telling the person that inserted something what they got from the machine. now insert something

Like this:


I insert a penguin

you get Alaska

i insert a dolphin

You get Water

i insert a bucket

you get a bucket full of sunshine

i insert this

WTF I NEVER SAID I INSERT A BUCKET?

You get Crap.

i know, i edited the post, tryin to give you an example. you tell them what they got then you insert something too

i insert a dog

Oh.

You get a cat


I insert a Pie.

now you got it!

you get a pie in the face

i insert this

You get

I insert this

you get run over by a cow

i insert a laser

You get burnt.

I insert a deadbody.

you have sex with it

i insert a heart

You get Rudolf

I insert a Pikachu

you don't get laid

i insert a chainsaw

you get a cut-off limb

i insert a guitar

you get our band.......

i insert a car

You get an old piece of crap from the '60s (lol)

I insert a Lion

you get mauled

i insert a bear

You get Eaten.

I insert a fish.