Vending Machine

you get slapped with the fish

i insert a shitty manga

You get nerd.

I insert Solid snake.

you get PWNed

i insert Mario

You get sat on by a fat ass person.(Mario cough.)

I insert a banana.

You trip over the peel.

I insert a Sony DVD player

all your DVDs scratch up, the adults get mad, and they entertain themsevles by watching you dance in a tu-tu

i insert a car

You get run over

I insert a Turd.

You get it shoved in your mouth.

I insert a Yo-yo

You get choked with the string.

I insert a lawnmower.

Your lawn turns emo, and cuts itself.

I insert a pair of nailclippers.

you get stabbed in the eye by a fat guy wit Swine Flu

i insert said fat guy

You recieve a hit show that bombs after it's first week.

You get Family Guy


i insert a banana phone

You ge ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone!

I insert a horrible rap song.

You get another #1 hit

I insert a a glove full of pudding.

you get a delicious dessert

i insert a card

You get a poker hand.

I insert a group of tourists.

you get dead people

i insert a lesbian

You get a sex change

I insert a walrus.

you get Carl the Fluffy Walrus, my best friend

i insert some randome letters fdjafljdefhowjaldjsfa

Your computer rebels and forces spellcheck on.

(after you tell someone what they got, insert something Robin )

you get a tumor

i insert a rabbit

You get Bugs Bunny on crack

I insert a Girl...hehehhehe

i get Paige

i insert a monkey on steroids

You get...You know i really cant explain it.

I insert sweaty fat guy.