Vending Machine

You get Hommer Simpson after jogging a mile

I insert a baseball

you get smacked in the mouth by a kid hyped up on Mountain Dew and thinking he's a spidermonkey

i insert a tree

You get stomped by an Ent.

I insert a live bat.

you do an Ozzy

i insert some hotdogs

You get a bad dick joke.

I insert a custard pie.

you get an old black and white comedy

i insert a baby

you get child support

I insert Oprah

You get a strung out skinny bitch.

I insert a sample of tetanus.

You get a rather painful shot in the stomach

i insert nozombies.com

You get a pack of posers

I insert a bottle of green goo

(lol)

you get my breakfast

i insert a bucket of saliva

You get tetnus from the rusty bucket.

I insert a pair of flimsy gloves.

you give a free Prostate exam

i insert troll

You recieve a perfectly good tutu.

I insert a deck of cards.

you get slashed by Jack the Ripper and his amazing deck of poker cards...........>_>

i insert a cane

You recive twenty strokes with it, for being naughty.

I insert a half empty can of Coke.

you get an empty can of coke because i love coke

i insert a clock

You get back a set of small gears and weights because I love taking things apart.

I insert Wolfos

You get someone who needs to post!

i insert HolyFire

You get another person whos postcount needs to go up.

I insert magma.

you get the burned up remains of Pompei

I insert that dead guy over there. You know the one.

You get 24 yummy ribs

I insert a monkey